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 Oh! I wish you could see the look on his face! Actually, I would have also
 liked to see the look on his face, but just then I woke up from the dream.
-— The Enemy and how I Helped to Fight It
+    — The Enemy and how I Helped to Fight It
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 Had I not been already insane, I would have long ago driven myself mad.
-— The Enemy and how I Helped to Fight It
+    — The Enemy and how I Helped to Fight It
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 A more experienced programmer does not make less bugs. He just realizes what
 went wrong more quickly.
 Trying to block Internet pornography is like climbing a waterfall and trying
 to stay dry. (-- one of Shlomi Fish’s Internet Friends)
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-"I’m not straight - I’m Israeli."
+I’m not straight - I’m Israeli.
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 It does not mean what I think it means, but it means what *you* think it
 means.
 We don’t know his cellphone number, and even if we did, we would tell you that
 we didn’t know it.
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-What do you mean by "WDYM"?
+What do you mean by WDYM?
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 I’d do Windows-- , but this may result in an integer underflow.
 -- an Israeli Linuxer.
 
 *meep:* hack, make, test, segfault, oh noes, revert to previous revision
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-What does "IDK" stand for? I don’t know.
+What does IDK stand for? I don’t know.
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 Give me ASCII or give me deaþ!
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 Chuck Norris reads all messages posted to LKML (= the Linux Kernel Mailing
 List), understands them all, and he kills all gnomes he sees in sight.
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-When Chuck Norris uses Gentoo, "emerge kde" finishes in under a minute. A
+When Chuck Norris uses Gentoo, emerge kde finishes in under a minute. A
 computer cannot afford to keep Chuck waiting for too long.
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 Chuck Norris is the greatest man in history. He killed all the great men who
 could ever pose a competition.
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-"My only boss is God. And Chuck Norris who is his boss."
+My only boss is God. And Chuck Norris who is his boss.
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-Chuck Norris can make the statement "This statement is false." a true one.
+Chuck Norris can make the statement This statement is false. a true one.
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 XSLT is the worst thing since non-sliced bread.
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 XSLT is what Chuck Norris has nightmares of.
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-Confucius says: "XSLT made me realise humanity was hopeless.".
+Confucius says: XSLT made me realise humanity was hopeless..
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 God considered inflicting XSLT as the tenth plague of Egypt, but then thought
 it would be too evil.
 The KGB used to torture their victims by having them look at scrolling XSLT
 code.
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-"My name is Inigo Montoya. You forced my father to write XSLT. Prepare to die!
-And be thankful I don’t force you to write XSLT."
+“My name is Inigo Montoya. You forced my father to write XSLT. Prepare to die!
+And be thankful I don’t force you to write XSLT.”
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 Stray XSLT code causes more deaths than road accidents.
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 NASA Uses COBOL.
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 When a FLOSS developer says they will work on something, he or she means
-"maybe".
+maybe.
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 * Backward compatibility is your worst enemy.
 * Backward compatibility is your users’ best friend.
 remains constant.
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 <rindolf> buu: do you have a functional spec? An architecture document? An 
-interface whitepaper? A developer’s guide? A user manual? A "The BL-Book" and 
-"BL - The Program"?
+interface whitepaper? A developer’s guide? A user manual? A “The BL-Book” and 
+“BL - The Program”?
 <buu> rindolf: no, no, no no and no
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 <mst> I find it’s usually safe to assume that whatever shlomif’s doing, there
 <PerlJam> I’m trying to achieve world peace and this regex is the last thing
 standing in my way! ;)
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-<rindolf> "be here or be not here - there is no maybe"
+<rindolf> be here or be not here - there is no maybe
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 <rindolf>  If you repeat a scene 50k times, then the movie will have less 
 entropy and will compress better. ( irc://irc.freenode.org/#perlcafe )
 all of them because none of them is Perl. ;-).
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 Dax: yep, space. Nothing but nothing all around.
-    -- Star Trek, "We, the Living Dead" by Shlomi Fish
+    -- Star Trek, We, the Living Dead by Shlomi Fish
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 Q: I’ll be about 6.5 milliard Terran years next September.
-    -- Star Trek, "We, the Living Dead" by Shlomi Fish
+    -- Star Trek, We, the Living Dead by Shlomi Fish
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 Sisko: Q: would it be OK if my crew brough along their phasers with them?
 
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 Q2: Busy people are unproductive. We are very productive and so we’re never 
 busy.
-    -- Star Trek, "We, the Living Dead" by Shlomi Fish
+    -- Star Trek, We, the Living Dead by Shlomi Fish
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 Katie: in case you have any interest in me, I should note that I have a policy 
 against getting involved with people who are 4 times my senior or more.
-    -- Star Trek, "We, the Living Dead" by Shlomi Fish
+    -- Star Trek, We, the Living Dead by Shlomi Fish
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 When Chuck Norris uses git, he takes a coffee break after initiating every git 
 commit. And then he waits for the commit to finish.
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 And the top story for today: wives live longer than husbands because they are
 not married to women.
-    -- Colin Mochrie in "Who’s Line is it, Anyway?"
+    -- Colin Mochrie in Who’s Line is it, Anyway?
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 I feel much better, now that I’ve given up hope.
     -- Ashleigh Brilliant
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 The more I think about it, the more I think I should think about it some more.
-    -- "Clarissa Explains it All"
+    -- Clarissa Explains it All
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 Do not meddle in the affairs of Dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good
 with ketchup.                                       -- Unknown source.
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-"I simply hate, detest, loathe, despise, and abhor redundancy."
+I simply hate, detest, loathe, despise, and abhor redundancy.
     -- http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Redundancy
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 In Soviet Russia, every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates.
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 Sesquipedallianism: making excessive use of long words.
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-Learn Perl from "Learning Perl in 24 Minutes Unleashed, in a Nutshell for 
-Dummies."
+Learn Perl from “Learning Perl in 24 Minutes Unleashed, in a Nutshell for 
+Dummies.”
     -- based on Shlomi Fish and f00li5h on #perl
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 A golfed Java program will be longer than non-golf Perl or Python code.
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-"We’re not doing it for money… we’re doing it for a shitload of money!"
+We’re not doing it for money… we’re doing it for a shitload of money!
     -- Spaceballs, http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0094012/
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-Lone Starr: "Just what we need - a Druish princess."
-Barf: "Funny! She doesn’t look Druish."
+Lone Starr: “Just what we need - a Druish princess.”
+Barf: “Funny! She doesn’t look Druish.”
     -- Spaceballs, http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0094012/
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 The cool thing about Vim is - you find something interesting with every typo.
 basis of his company’s state-of-the-art product Microsoft Editing Macros™
 Enterprise Edition XP .NET Professional.
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-JATFM == "Just answer the fabulous man"
+JATFM == Just answer the fabulous man
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 The one and only, 100% original, real, actual, and unmatched, Slimy Fish™!
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 Jack: Hi Sophie!
-Sophie: Don’t "Hi, Sophie!" me.
-Jack: Don’t "Don’t ‘Hi, Sophie!’ me" me!
+Sophie: Don’t “Hi, Sophie!” me.
+Jack: Don’t “Don’t ‘Hi, Sophie!’ me” me!
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 Doing linear scans over an associative array is like trying to club someone to
 death with a loaded Uzi.     -- Larry Wall
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 And truth be told, I miss you.
 And truth be told, I’m lying.
-    -- The All American Rejects, "Gives You Hell"
+    -- The All American Rejects, Gives You Hell
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 Yesterday I asked one of my students if she knew what an encyclopedia is, and
-she said: "Is it something like Wikipedia?".
+she said: Is it something like Wikipedia?.
         -- http://twitter.com/alisonclement/status/8421314259
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 <Botje>  Khisanth =~ s/must sleep/must give Botje all my money/ .
 CPAN thrives *because* of the unfettered uploading of shit, not in spite of it.
     -- Andy Lester
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-Real men don’t listen to sentences that start with "Real men don’t". 
+Real men don’t listen to sentences that start with Real men don’t. 
     -- http://whatsup.org.il/article/6023
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 <ew73>  VB.NET is all of the fun of enforced privacy OO with all of the power
 I’d love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
     -- Unknown
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-He says "One and one and one is three".
+He says One and one and one is three.
 Got to be good-looking ’cause he’s so hard to see.
-    -- The Beatles, "Come Together"
+    -- The Beatles, Come Together
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 Larry Wall’s pure-Perl code is faster than Assembly.
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