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     — Nadav Vinik
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 Chuck Norris helps the gods that help themselves.
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+If the mountain does not come to Muhammad, then Chuck Norris will bring the
+mountain over.
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+An apple a day will keep Chuck Norris away. But not for long.
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+Reality to be conquered, must be obeyed. You’d better obey Chuck Norris or
+he’ll conquer you.
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+Chuck Norris had a problem so he decided to use regular expressions. Now,
+all the World’s problems are solved.