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Unicode apostrophes.

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 The best thing about a UDP joke is that I don’t care if you get it or not.
     — http://gregsowell.com/?p=2742
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-If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
+If at first you dont succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
     — Unknown
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 Staring at XSLT code for one minute has a 67% chance of making one permanently
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 Whitespace in Python is not a problem: just lay out all the whitespace first,
 then add the code around it.
-    — sizz on Freenode's #perl
+    — sizz on Freenodes #perl
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 “Interesting” has a negative correlation with “successful”.
-    — Anno on Freenode's #perl
+    — Anno on Freenodes #perl
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 A: I’m hungry today.
 B: Well, wait until tomorrow. Maybe this feeling will pass.
     — via Nadav Har’El
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 “THERE IS NO JUSTICE. THERE’S ONLY ME.“
-    — Death in Terry Pratchett's Mort
+    — Death in Terry Pratchetts Mort
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 How many “one-liners” do I actually write? I don’t know; maybe a couple dozen
 a day. But I guess I must be unusual, because as we all know, AWK was a
 always at least twice as long as the text the accused person created in the
 first place — Chris62vw’s Rule
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-That's why I feed my leprechaun every day — because there are not enough
+Thats why I feed my leprechaun every day — because there are not enough
 phonemes in Navajo to tell him to get his act together and find a job.
     — My comment on http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izne8XcaBBg .
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 One thing I could never understand is why in Microsoft Word, it often happens
 that I press enter… and the font changes.
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-But if you're writing [open source software] for the world, you have to listen
-to your customers — this doesn't change just because they're not paying you in
+But if you’re writing [open source software] for the world, you have to listen
+to your customers — this doesn’t change just because they’re not paying you in
 money.
     — Eric S. Raymond in The Cathedral and the Bazaar
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 Do one thing every day that scares you.
     — Eleanor Roosevelt
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-The English Wikipedia: now you don't see it — now you do.
+The English Wikipedia: now you dont see it — now you do.
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 The devil created a 10th circle of hell for the inventors of XSLT, because
 the first nine circles were too mild for them.
 I have a brilliant idea: a distributed, NoSQL, Webscale™ /dev/null alternative.
 I’m going to patent it. (inspired by arubin on ##programming).
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-<Su-Shee> Also, .* is the most unspecific regex you can use. It's like saying:
+<Su-Shee> Also, .* is the most unspecific regex you can use. Its like saying:
 oh well match something of anything or nothing, and, please, a lot of it ;)
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 Objective jIronPerl++.NET Enterprise Edition♭ Professional Home Premium 64-bit
 <Su-Shee> Absolutely. Also: a German dog barks "wau" and a cat meows "miau"
 <rindolf> Su-Shee: German animals are true German patriots.
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-The NSA doesn't publish. They perish.
+The NSA don’t publish. They perish.
     — http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/bits/facts/NSA/
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 The NSA employs the largest number of mathematicians with Ph.D. And the most
 Dan Dascalescu.)
     — http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/bits/facts/Buffy/
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-Chuck Norris hasn't taken these facts down yet, so they must be true.
+Chuck Norris hasnt taken these facts down yet, so they must be true.
 (by Cantide)
     — http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/bits/facts/Chuck-Norris/
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 Street.
     — http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/Selina-Mandrake/
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-Jessica on the phone: Sel, you're getting strange lately, but you are becoming
+Jessica on the phone: Sel, youre getting strange lately, but you are becoming
 more amusing in the process.
     — http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/Selina-Mandrake/
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     — http://xrl.us/botw86
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  * rindolf demands equal rights for years, minutes, hours and days to also get
-   YAAKOV'S GREAT HUGE LOVE.
+   YAAKOVS GREAT HUGE LOVE.
     —  http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/fortunes/sharp-perl.html
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- <rindolf>  I LOVE YOU ALL WITH YAAKOV'S GREAT HUGE LOVE.
+ <rindolf>  I LOVE YOU ALL WITH YAAKOVS GREAT HUGE LOVE.
     —  http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/fortunes/sharp-perl.html
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  <rindolf>  RESOLVED / WONT_FIX / FUCK_YOU … story of my life.
  <Su-Shee> 	It’s not even the 5th.
     —  http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/fortunes/sharp-perl.html
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- <Su-Shee>  rindolf: yeah because Perl's crypt() is TOTALLY different from all
+ <Su-Shee>  rindolf: yeah because Perls crypt() is TOTALLY different from all
             the other crypt()s. ;)
  <rindolf>  Su-Shee: crypts are like snowflakes - no one alike.
  <rindolf>  has a huge and comprehensive collection of crypts on his disk.
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     <rindolf>  preaction: every mighty Klingon warrior uses Vim.
   <preaction>  only green-blooded Romulan scum use Emacs
-    - #perl, http://is.gd/grdEqT
+     #perl, http://is.gd/grdEqT
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   <rindolf>  Barbapappa: Buffy Summers > Chuck Norris
 <preaction>  so, Chuck Norris is a vampire?
-  <rindolf>  preaction: no, but in the Buffyverse, he's getting pwned by Buffy
-    - #perl, http://is.gd/grdEqT
+  <rindolf>  preaction: no, but in the Buffyverse, he’s getting pwned by Buffy
+    — #perl, http://is.gd/grdEqT
+%
+In Soviet Russia, joke is tired of you.
+    — apeiron, #perl