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Add some NSA factoids.

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 <Su-Shee> Absolutely. Also: a German dog barks "wau" and a cat meows "miau"
 <rindolf> Su-Shee: German animals are true German patriots.
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+The NSA doesn't publish. They perish.
+    — http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/bits/facts/NSA/
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+The NSA employs the largest number of mathematicians with Ph.D. And the most
+stupid and incompetent ones.
+    — http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/bits/facts/NSA/
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+The NSA has a patent for an efficient process for collecting a lot of
+information and doing nothing with it.
+    — http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/bits/facts/NSA/
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+The Bajoran scholars have positively identified Benjamin Sisko as The Emissary.
+They also positively identified the NSA headquarters as The Dungeon.
+    — http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/bits/facts/NSA/
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+One of Buffy the Vampire Slayer’s episodes took place in the NSA headquarters,
+but had to be destroyed, because all of the test audience had uncontrollable
+panic attacks.
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+The NSA knows what you did last summer. But no one, in the NSA or outside it,
+knows why they should.
+    — http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/bits/facts/NSA/
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+The more the NSA think, the less they want to be able to think. So they think
+less and less.
+    — http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/bits/facts/NSA/
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+With the NSA’s budget you would expect evil to be extinct by now. (By Kika).
+    — http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/bits/facts/NSA/
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+Think of the most incompotent organisation possible. The NSA would be more even
+more incompetent than that.
+    — http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/bits/facts/NSA/
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+The NSA headquarters are the unhappiest place on Earth.
+    — http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/bits/facts/NSA/
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+Yogurt: “Never overestimate the power of the NSA.”
+    — http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/bits/facts/NSA/