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 Laziness will bring the downfall of mankind, but I can’t be arsed to do
 anything about it.
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+The Angel of Death cannot keep up with Chuck Norris’s throughput of killing.
+    — http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/bits/facts/Chuck-Norris/
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+First the NSA ignores “silly” Internet memes, then they laugh at them,
+then they are unable to fight them, and then they lose.
+    — http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/bits/facts/NSA
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+The NSA is an intelligence agency which thinks it can use Artificial
+Ultra-Stupidity (AUS) to wade through tons of irrelevant information and
+reach genuine understanding.
+    — http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/bits/facts/NSA
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+Your next job after one in @NSACareers, will be as a dead corpse in a coffin,
+6 feet underground, or as a patient in a psychiatric ward.
+    — http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/bits/facts/NSA
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+Hackers bend the rules, so the NSA hates them. Instead, the NSA accumulates
+rules, observes them, and accepts their fate: death.
+    — http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/bits/facts/NSA