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 Chuck Norris had a problem so he decided to use regular expressions. Now,
 all the World’s problems are solved.
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+Buffy will always find a wooden stake to slay vampires, even if it means
+she will have travelled 100 years back in time, to plant a tree nearby.
+    — http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/bits/facts/Buffy/
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+Buffy Summers does not really need stakes to slay vampires, because her kisses
+are deadly for them. And that includes those that she blows in the air.
+    — http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/bits/facts/Buffy/
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+A is A and A is not not-A — unless Chuck Norris says so.
+    — http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/bits/facts/Chuck-Norris/
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+Chuck Norris can make East and West meet.
+    — http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/bits/facts/Chuck-Norris/
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+When Chuck Norris orders Pizza, it arrives before he presses the OK button.
+    — http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/bits/facts/Chuck-Norris/
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+Chuck Norris does not need to heat up food. The food is already warm right
+after he took it out of the fridge.
+    — http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/bits/facts/Chuck-Norris/
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+Chuck’s idea of a short walk is to the Andromeda Galaxy and back.
+    — http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/bits/facts/Chuck-Norris/