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 <p>"Some of the actions of the Organisation were followed by bombardments of the air force of the Enemy's military, which were, at times, even very massive. Those bombardments sometimes caused civilians of your people to get hurt. The Organisation knew in advance that such bombardments could come as response to its activity, and yet didn't stop it. In your opinion, can one say that the Organisation is responsible in killing its own people?"</p>
 <p>"No!" I replied to him, "It is absurd to believe that if someone performed an action with an expected cause, then he's guilty of the cause. Thus, for instance, as opposed to common belief, Hitler is not responsible for instigating World War II. All he wanted was for people to hear his command to invade Poland!</p>
 <p>Furthermore, a man who positioned a gun at the forehead of another man and shot him, is not responsible for killing him. All he wanted was that the bullet will be emitted from the barrel, or even just for the trigger to be set backwards!"</p>
-<p>"Speaking about bombardments," The interviewer said, "many criticisms were directed at the Enemy for hurting the civilians among you, although they are only trying to hurt the Organisation's soldiers. As an objective viewer, do you think those criticisms are justified?"</p>
+<p>"Speaking about bombardments," The interviewer said, "many criticisms were directed at the Enemy for hurting the civilians among you, although they are only trying to hurt the Organisation's soldiers. As someone who is now an objective viewer, do you think those criticisms are justified?"</p>
 <p>"What do you mean?" I asked, "I have always been completely objective."</p>
 <p>"But you served in the Organisation!" The physicist burst, "The Organisation tries to hurt the soldiers or even the civilians of the Enemy, who are innocent. In my opinion, you were a criminal."</p>
 <p>"You are right," I told him, " But I was a criminal in an objective manner."</p>
 <p>"Oh yes, it makes sense."</p>
 <p>"If you say so. In my opinion, it's just stupid."</p>
 <p>"Speaking of lack of logic: many told me that they found your behaviour very… ahem… unusual and your logic also seems to them to be very insane."</p>
-<p>"I agree with them." I replied to her. "Had I not been already insane, I would have long ago driven myself mad."</p>
+<p>"I agree with them." I replied to her. "Had I not already been insane, I would have long ago driven myself mad."</p>
 <p>"Do you have any plans for the future?"</p>
 <p>"Absolutely. I intend to publish a book with my memoirs from the last period. In my opinion, it will be one of the most revolutionary books since Aristotle's Organum, and I hope it will help lower the prestige of the last treatise. I noticed that the contents of this treatise receives an almost full consensus, even in the wide public, and this is despite the fact that most people had never read it. Doubtless, this treatise had an enormous conscious and subconscious effect since it was written - unjustifiably in my opinion - and I hope my book will help decrease it in considerably."</p>
 <p>"Tell me, the ex-Member, do you have any hobbies? What do you do in your spare time?"</p>
 <p>"Among the activities I do in my spare time I can list the following: finding closer and closer solutions to a set of differential equations from the second degree. I also deal in trying to understand the sentences I said in the past. Besides that, I planned a political simulator that forecast the two World Wars after I entered all the relevant data until the year 1000 AD."</p>
 <p>"Do you have a computer at home?"</p>
-<p>"Oh no. At present the program is written on a paper. Don't ask how much time it took me to fully debug it. But it was great fun!"</p>
+<p>"Oh no. At present the program is written on a paper. Don't ask how much time it took me to fully eliminate all bugs out of it. But it was great fun!"</p>
 <p>"Is that all?"</p>
 <p>"No… there's another thing. Let me just remember what it is. I also like… come on… " </p>
 <p>"To try to disprove the Theory of Relativity?" suggested the interviewer.</p>
 <p>"Why?" I asked with wonder, "As far as I know, many people play the guitar."</p>
 <p>"You know:", The physicist said, "in my opinion since you left the Organisation you acted without thinking a lot before you did things. I would define your behaviour as deriving from spontaneousness and fickle-mindedness that border rashness. Do you also think so?"</p>
 <p>"Of course!" I answered him, "Except for arrogance, rashness is my only defect!"</p>
-<p>"Gentlemen, I would have been glad to continue this interview and I'm sure the viewers would have wanted to learn more about the exciting life of the ex-Member. However, I am being told that our program has reached its end.", The Interviewer said after I finished my sentence. "Dear Doctor and the ex-Member of the Organisation, I thank you for getting interviewed here with me. As for you, the viewers in the homes and in the studio, I hope you enjoyed the interviews that were in the show. We wish you a good evening and a pleasant continuation of viewing."</p>
-<p>And then came the signal that ended the show, and the ending music was broadcast around the studio. The audience in the studio began to clap its hands, while the interviewer, the physicist and I went on to sit in the studio for a few minutes. Then we went out backstage.</p>
-<p>"Madame, I think it was an excellent interview!" I said to the interviewer while the three of us were standing backstage, along with the guests that got interviewed before, and discussed the program that was just broadcast. "The questions were really top of the line, and I believe that even for me it was a challenge to answer them. Doctor, you had your share of brilliant ideas too."</p>
+<p>"Gentlemen, I would have been glad to continue this interview and I'm sure the viewers would have wanted to learn more about the exciting life of the ex-Member. However, I am being told that our program has reached its end.", the Interviewer said after I finished my sentence. "Dear Doctor and the ex-Member of the Organisation, I thank you for getting interviewed here with me. As for you, the viewers in the homes and in the studio, I hope you enjoyed the interviews that were in the show. We wish you a good evening and a pleasant continuation of viewing."</p>
+<p>And then came the signal that ended the show, and the ending music was broadcast around the studio. The audience in the studio began to clap their hands, while the interviewer, the physicist and I went on to sit in the studio for a few minutes. Then we went out backstage.</p>
+<p>"Madame, I think it was an excellent interview!" I said to the interviewer while the three of us were standing backstage, along with the guests that got interviewed before, and discussed the program that was just broadcast. "The questions were really top of the line, and I believe that it was a challenge to answer them, even for me. Doctor, you had your share of brilliant ideas too."</p>
 <p>"Thank you." The Doctor said.</p>
 <p>"Likewise." Added the interviewer and said: "Your answers were also very… unusual."</p>
 <p>"Although this description cannot testify on their quality, I take it as a compliment."</p>
 <p>Then one of the production people approached her and gave her several video cassettes. "Here", she addressed me as she gave me one of the cassettes. "This is a taping of the show which we prepared for the guests."</p>
-<p>"Well, I don't have a VCR at home right now, but thank you anyway." I thanked her and started to walk in order to get out of the studio. But then I stopped for a moment and turned to her: "By the way," I said, "I still haven't understood why the questions that you asked me during the first part of the interview were more personal than the questions you asked me at the second one."</p>
+<p>"Well, I don't have a VCR at home right now, but thanks, anyway." I thanked her and started to walk in order to get out of the studio. But then I stopped for a moment and turned to her: "By the way," I said, "I still haven't understood why the questions you asked me during the first part of the interview were more personal than the questions you asked me at the second one."</p>
 <h2 id="to_the_lions_den">6. To the Lion's Den.</h2>
 <p>The Limousine drove me back to the hotel and there I went to sleep, after barely taking off my clothes. I slept a lot that night. When I woke up in the morning it was already Ten O'clock, and I decided to order a small breakfast to my room. The flight back home was only due in the evening, so I had plenty of time; usually I would have used the opportunity to continue my tour of the metropolis, but the interview and the preparations for it exhausted me physically and mentally.</p>
 <p>Therefore I decided to stay in my room and watch television. I was happy for the chance to see so many series at once, something that was not usually possible in the village. When I saw sitcoms I decided that I'll keep guessing what the next punch-line would be. All in all I was successful in 23.3 percent of the cases. Not bad for a beginner.</p>