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Add the "I wanna become a hacker" fortune cookie.

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       date: 2009-12-14T17:06:02Z
       date: 2011-06-12T08:20:48Z
+    sharp-sharp-programming-i-wanna-be-a-hacker: 
+      date: 2012-02-13T11:58:22Z
       date: 2009-12-14T17:06:02Z


+    <fortune id="sharp-sharp-programming-i-wanna-be-a-hacker">
+        <meta>
+            <title>I Wannt Be a Hacker</title>
+        </meta>
+        <irc>
+            <body>
+<me_is who="hackerhackingcan">(~hackingca@ has joined ##programming</me_is>
+<saying who="hackerhackingcan">Hi friends</saying>
+<saying who="hackerhackingcan">I am also new to hacking</saying>
+<saying who="rindolf">hackerhackingcan: hi.</saying>
+<saying who="rindolf">hackerhackingcan: I hope you mean software development - not computer intrusion.</saying>
+<saying who="hackerhackingcan">what means intrusion?</saying>
+<saying who="rindolf">hackerhackingcan: it means breaking into other people&#39;s systems.</saying>
+<saying who="hackerhackingcan">I want to hack the internet websites like google and facebook</saying>
+<saying who="rindolf">hackerhackingcan: hack?</saying>
+<saying who="hackerhackingcan">can you help please?</saying>
+<saying who="rindolf">hackerhackingcan: hack into?</saying>
+<saying who="hackerhackingcan">yes I am new but I will try and learn</saying>
+<saying who="hackerhackingcan">but can you help me rindolf?</saying>
+<saying who="rindolf">hackerhackingcan: we won&#39;t help you break into systems.</saying>
+<saying who="pkkm">wut? hack into google?</saying>
+<saying who="rindolf">hackerhackingcan: with what?</saying>
+<saying who="hackerhackingcan">hack into facebook google and internet</saying>
+<saying who="rindolf">hackerhackingcan: we build systems - not break them.</saying>
+<saying who="hackerhackingcan">please?</saying>
+<saying who="rindolf">hackerhackingcan:</saying>
+<saying who="rindolf">hackerhackingcan: if you want to learn how to program, we can help you.</saying>
+<saying who="rindolf">hackerhackingcan: but trying to break into computer systems will only get you in trouble.</saying>
+<saying who="hackerhackingcan">I can do programming in html</saying>
+<saying who="rindolf">hackerhackingcan: HTML is not a programming language.</saying>
+<saying who="hackerhackingcan">is that enough for hacking?</saying>
+<saying who="vinleod">hackerhackingcan: There&#39;s no such things as programming in HTML.</saying>
+<saying who="hackerhackingcan">I can also do hacks in cmd</saying>
+<saying who="vinleod">Ah, a script kiddie.</saying>
+<saying who="hackerhackingcan">what you mean by scrpt kiddie?</saying>
+<saying who="hackerhackingcan">ok now I know</saying>
+<saying who="hackerhackingcan">you all dont want other people to know about hacking</saying>
+<saying who="hackerhackingcan">so you say like this</saying>
+<saying who="rindolf">hackerhackingcan:</saying>
+<saying who="hackerhackingcan">so you abused me by calling me script kiddie?</saying>
+<saying who="hackerhackingcan">When I become a good hacker I will hack you also</saying>
+<saying who="vinleod">hackerhackingcan: Good luck with that. bye bye.</saying>
+<saying who="rindolf">hackerhackingcan: OK, you have been warned.</saying>
+<saying who="hackerhackingcan">why warn?</saying>
+<saying who="rindolf">hackerhackingcan: try hacking into the IP address</saying>
+<saying who="vinleod">hackerhackingcan: I bet you can&#39;t log into that computer and delete all of its files.</saying>
+<saying who="luke_c">hackerhackingscan: After that, try to DDOS</saying>
+<saying who="hackerhackingcan">is your ip?</saying>
+<saying who="Ethelim">why&#39;d you give him my iP ffs?</saying>
+<saying who="Ethelim">don&#39;t try it, you wouldn&#39;t get in anyway. I have it locked down tightly</saying>
+<saying who="vinleod">hackerhackingcan: So, here&#39;s the situation. We don&#39;t condone illegal activity. We don&#39;t suggest that people attempt illegal activity. We don&#39;t like people who do illegal activity. We a programmers. We like to write programs. We like to solve interesting problems. We like to solve interesting puzzles.</saying>
+<saying who="rindolf">hackerhackingcan: if you haven&#39;t noticed,  I&#39;ve become op.</saying>
+<saying who="rindolf">hackerhackingcan: and I can /kick you and /kickban you.</saying>
+<saying who="vinleod">hackerhackingcan: Now, if you&#39;d like be a good, productive member of society and learn to program, we can help with that, but we won&#39;t spoon feed you either.</saying>
+<saying who="hackerhackingcan">hahah whose is this ip Your password is admin haha</saying>
+<saying who="Ethelim">is he for real?</saying>
+<saying who="vinleod">Ethelim: I doubt it.</saying>
+<saying who="hackerhackingcan"> I am changing your password then call me kid</saying>
+<saying who="rindolf">Ethelim: he seems like a bad troll.</saying>
+<saying who="rindolf">But an amusing one.</saying>
+<saying who="jrslepak">rindolf: depends on how many times you&#39;ve heard the joke in the recent past</saying>
+<saying who="Ethelim">dude, you wouldn&#39;t get in there. And even if you did all you&#39;d be able to do is reset the guy&#39;s connection</saying>
+<saying who="hackerhackingcan">I will reset it</saying>
+<me_is who="Ethelim">waits for &quot;someone&#39;s&quot; closed connection</me_is>
+<saying who="mst">&quot;Quit: Leaving&quot;</saying>
+<saying who="vinleod">I saw that coming a mile away/</saying>
+<saying who="JabbaWokiee">lol</saying>
+<saying who="mst">not an actual fell-off-the-internet</saying>
+<saying who="mst">reasonable exit though</saying>
+<saying who="mst">oh, and now he&#39;s back with a new nick</saying>
+            </body>
+            <info>
+                <channel>##programming</channel>
+                <network>Freenode</network>
+                <tagline>From HTML to Hacking Google in Ten Easy Steps</tagline>
+            </info>
+        </irc>
+    </fortune>