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t2/humour/Pope/index.html

-<html>
-<head>
-<title>The Pope Died on Sunday</title>
-</head>
-<body bgcolor="#FFFFFF">
-
-<h1>The Pope Died on Sunday</h1>
-
-<h3>A story by Shlomi Fish</h3>
-
-<a href="pope_rtf.zip">Hebrew Version. (RTF)</a><br>
-<a href="pope_draft1.html">Hebrew Version. (HTML)</a><br>
-<a href="pope.ps.gz">Hebrew Version. (Postscript)</a><br>
-
-<p>
-This story aims to tell the tale of a rather insane week in the life of an
-American female graphic artist named Rachel Southern. A typical Hollywood
-story with not-so-typical elements. Currently, only a Hebrew version is 
-available. If you would like to read the HTML version on-line use IE5
-for Windows, or Konquerer for UNIX/Linux or Mozilla. Let me know if it 
-doesn't there.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-This story is work in progress, so stay tuned and I'll write it as time goes
-by. Send your comments by E-mail to 
-<a href="mailto:shlomif@vipe.technion.ac.il">shlomif@vipe.technion.ac.il</a>.
-</p>
-
-<br>
-<br>
-<br>
-<hr>
-<br>
-
-<a href="../../"><img src="../../images/bk2hp.gif" alt="Back to my homepage" border="0"></a>
-
-
-</body>
-</html>
-

t2/humour/Pope/index.html.wml

+#include '../template.wml'
+
+<subject "The Pope Died on Sunday" />
+
+<h2>A story by Shlomi Fish</h2>
+
+<ul>
+<li><a href="pope_rtf.zip">Hebrew Version. (RTF)</a></li>
+<li><a href="pope_draft1.html">Hebrew Version. (HTML)</a></li>
+<li><a href="pope.ps.gz">Hebrew Version. (Postscript)</a></li>
+</ul>
+
+<p>
+This story aims to tell the tale of a rather insane week in the life of an
+American female graphic artist named Rachel Southern. A typical Hollywood
+story with not-so-typical elements. Currently, only a Hebrew version is 
+available. If you would like to read the HTML version on-line use IE5
+for Windows, or Konquerer for UNIX/Linux or Mozilla. Let me know if it 
+doesn't there.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+This story is work in progress, so stay tuned and I'll write it as time goes
+by. Send your comments by E-mail to 
+<email:link "shlomif@vipe.technion.ac.il" />
+</p>
+

t2/humour/TOWTF/index.html

-<HTML>
-<HEAD>
-<TITLE>The One with the Fountainhead</TITLE>
-</HEAD>
-<BODY BGCOLOR="#FFFFFF">
-<H1>The One with the Fountainhead</H1>
-
-This is a parody about Ayn Rand's book, "The Fountainhead", modelled around
-a two part episode of "Friends". Enjoy!<BR>
-<BR>
-<A HREF="TOW_Fountainhead_1.html">The One with the Fountainhead - Part 1</A><BR>
-<A HREF="TOW_Fountainhead_2.html">The One with the Fountainhead - Part 2</A><BR>
-
-<h2>Links</h2>
-
-<h3>The Fountainhead</h3>
-
-<p>
-<a href="http://www.jeffcomp.com/faq/parody/">Another Fountainhead
-Parody</a>. Much shorter than this one, but cool.<br />
-<a href="http://www.dailyobjectivist.com/Connect/BenevolentScene.asp">
-A third parody</a> - I did not read it yet, but I may in the near future.
-<br />
-<a href="http://www.objectivism.addr.com/critics/humor.html">A list of
-other Parodies on Ayn Rand's Books</a><br />
-<a href="http://www-2.cs.cmu.edu/~andrej/objectivism/">Become an Objectivist
-in Ten Easy Steps</a> - very amusing!<br />
-</p>
-<h3>Friends</h3>
-
-<a href="http://friends-cafe.hypermart.net/">The Friends' Cafe</a><br />
-<a href="http://www.friendsplace.com/">The Friends' Place</a><br />
-
-<BR><BR>
-<HR>
-Designed by Shlomi Fish, <A HREF="mailto:shlomif@iglu.org.il">shlomif@iglu.org.il</A><BR>
-<BR>
-<DIV ALIGN=RIGHT>
-<A HREF="../../"><IMG SRC="../../images/bk2hp.gif" BORDER=0></A>
-</DIV>
-
-
-</BODY>

t2/humour/TOWTF/index.html.wml

+#include '../template.wml'
+
+<subject "The One with the Fountainhead" />
+
+<p>
+This is a parody about Ayn Rand's book, "The Fountainhead", modelled around
+a two part episode of "Friends". Enjoy!
+</p>
+
+<p>
+<a href="TOW_Fountainhead_1.html">The One with the Fountainhead - Part 1</a><br />
+<a href="TOW_Fountainhead_2.html">The One with the Fountainhead - Part 2</a><br />
+</p>
+
+<h2>Links</h2>
+
+<h3>The Fountainhead</h3>
+
+<p>
+<a href="http://www.jeffcomp.com/faq/parody/">Another Fountainhead
+Parody</a>. Much shorter than this one, but cool.<br />
+<a href="http://www.dailyobjectivist.com/Connect/BenevolentScene.asp">
+A third parody</a> - I did not read it yet, but I may in the near future.
+<br />
+<a href="http://www.objectivism.addr.com/critics/humor.html">A list of
+other Parodies on Ayn Rand's Books</a><br />
+<a href="http://www-2.cs.cmu.edu/~andrej/objectivism/">Become an Objectivist
+in Ten Easy Steps</a> - very amusing!<br />
+</p>
+
+<h3>Friends</h3>
+
+<p>
+<a href="http://friends-cafe.hypermart.net/">The Friends' Cafe</a><br />
+<a href="http://www.friendsplace.com/">The Friends' Place</a>
+</p>
+

t2/humour/TheEnemy/index.html.wml

-<HTML>
-<HEAD>
-<TITLE>The Enemy and How I Helped to Fight it</TITLE>
-</HEAD>
-<BODY BGCOLOR="#FFFFFF">
-
-<H1>The Enemy and How I Helped to Fight it</H1>
+#include '../template.wml'
+<subject "The Enemy and How I Helped to Fight it" />
 
 <p>
 This is a story I wrote and I placed it here so many Internet 
 is Paved with Bad Intentions</a>.
 </p>
 
-<H3>Hebrew version (original)</H3>
+<h3>Hebrew version (original)</h3>
 
-<A HREF="TheEnemy.doc">MS-Word 6.0 Format</A><BR>
-<A HREF="TheEnemy.html">HTML</A><BR>
+<p>
+<a href="TheEnemy.doc">MS-Word 6.0 Format</a><br />
+<a href="TheEnemy.html">HTML</a>
+</p>
 
-<H3>English translation</H3>
+<h3>English translation</h3>
 
-<A HREF="TheEnemy_eng.doc">MS-Word 6.0 Format</A><BR>
-<A HREF="TheEnemy_eng.html">HTML</A><BR>
+<p>
+<a href="TheEnemy_eng.doc">MS-Word 6.0 Format</a><br />
+<a href="TheEnemy_eng.html">HTML</a>
+</p>
 
-<BR><BR>
 
+<p>
 Please send your comments to my E-mail address:
-<A HREF="mailto:shlomif@t2.technion.ac.il">shlomif@t2.technion.ac.il</A>.<BR>
+<email:link "shlomif@vipe.technion.ac.il" />
+</p>
 
 
 <h2>Links</h2>
 and "The Enemy" is littered with Mathematical Logic exits<br />
 </p>
 
-<BR><BR><BR>
-<HR>
-<DIV ALIGN=RIGHT>
-<A HREF="../../"><IMG SRC="../../images/bk2hp.gif" ALT="Back to my homepage" BORDER=0></A>
-</DIV>
-
-</BODY>

t2/humour/index.html.wml

 
 <p>
 An archive of funny bits and pieces I wrote and collected through the years.
-Also check my <a href="http://vipe.technion.ac.il/~shlomif/humour/fortunes/">
-Fortune Cookies Collection</a>.
+</p>
+
+<h3><a href="http://vipe.technion.ac.il/~shlomif/humour/fortunes/">Fortune Cookies Collection</a></h3>
+
+<p>
+A collection of files for the UNIX fortune program (that can also be read with
+a naked eye) that consist of several collections of funny or enlightening 
+quotes.
 </p>
 
 <h3><a href="ways_to_do_it.html">Ways to Do It According to the Programming Languages of the World</a></h3>
 to the other programming languages out there.
 </p>
 
+<h3><a href="$(ROOT)/wysiwyt.html">IRPWUG Announces Project WYSIWYT</a></h3>
+
+<p>
+The "International Really Pissed-off Windows Users Group" announces the project
+"What you See is What you Think".
+</p>
+

t2/wysiwyt.html

-<HTML>
-<TITLE>IRPWUG Announces Project WYSIWYT</TITLE>
-<BODY BGCOLOR="#FFFFFF">
-
-<H2>IRPWUG Announces Project "What you see is what you think"</H2>
-
-<B>IRPWUG</B>, short for "International Really Pissed-off Win95 Users' Group"
-is a non-profit organization which 90% of all worldwide users of MS-Windows 95
-are registered as its members. (Of the remaining users, 9% are
-registered in IPWUG. The other 1% could not register into either
-organization because they are hospitalized in psychiatric hospitals around
-the world. )<P>
-
-IRPWUG is proud to announce today the official opening of its latest
-project <B>What you see is what you think</B> or <B>WYSIWYT</B> for short. This 
-project, which is already in advanced development stages, aims at giving 
-Windows 95 a look and usability features that will better reflect the way its 
-users feel about it. As our project leader Evan "Wind" Oz commented: "Even the 
-Jewish religion bans men from wearing women clothes and the opposite. I don't 
-always follow this regulation, but even I don't dress like a woman during work 
-hours. We should expect an OS to behave the same and not to disguise as
-something eles."<P>
-
-Phil Waters, another distinguished and active member in IRPWUG also
-commented on the project: "Windows 95 users feel, on a day-to-day basis the
-urge to reach their hand into the computer and physically remove KRNL32.DLL
-from the hard-disk. This project will, hopefully, prevent a lot of that
-constant frustration." WYSIWYT will span a large number of sub-projects that will one-by-one
-advance its noble purpose. Here is a partial list of projects underway:<P>
-
-<UL>
-<LI><B>The New Desktop Order</B> - this project will hack the Win95 kernel so
-the operating system's windows will look more appropriate to their context.
-Their borders are planned to be visualized as if they were drawn by pencil
-while using a 4 cm long ruler. Like real-life windows, they will become
-dirty and broken as time goes by.<P>
-
-<LI><B>Improvement to Windows fonts</B> - a new font labeled "Times and again Roman"
-is now available for installation. This font looks much like "Times New
-Roman" except for some important alteration. Among other adjustments, the
-lowercase and capital 'O's were added a small beard and a hat, the lowercase
-l now resembles a Chinese letter, and the uppercase 'T' has a pole that is
-roughly one-quarter the length of its hat.<P>
-
-Other fonts planned are "Arielle", a font that doesn't have any serifs but
-doesn't have many main-letter marks either, and BillScript, a connected font
-based on the hand-writing of Bill Gates himself. Beta testers of the latter
-reported that is was more readable than the English hand-writing of both Yassir
-Arafaat and Refa'el Eitan.<P>
-
-<LI><B>A Suitable User Interface</B> - WYSIWYT plans a corresponding
-new user-interface to be available to Windows 95 users. In the new user
-interface, the programs' menus will be placed on the windows' bottom or
-right side (user-configurable) and will present the items in as many columns
-as possible. The system menu icon and "close", "minimize" and
-"maximize"/"restore" buttons will be available in the middle of the window,
-where we feel they will be much more accessible. The icons in the toolbars
-will keep switching places and even move to other toolbars. We will also
-provide the "Icon War-lock", a state of the art utility which will implement the latest
-breakthroughs in computerized sight and artificial intelligence, and will help the
-users figure out what the symbol on each one of the icons stands for. (that is, if
-it can decipher them itself)<P>
-
-<LI><B>Better Windows 95 Internationalization</B> - WYSIWYT is working on versions
-of Windows 95 for languages such as Ancient Egyptian, Babylonian and
-Clingon. Users of the Hebrew version of Win95, who beta-tested the
-Babylonian version reported that they found it much better, as far as the
-right-to-left handling was concerned. They expressed a wish to switch to the 
-Windows 95 with Babylonian support, once its stable version is released.<P>
-
-When one of them was asked whether it wouldn't be a bother for the other
-people who are working with him and don't know Babylonian, he answered:
-"I've talked to the guys in the office and they told me they are willing to
-take the one semester Babylonian course in the University if it would make
-their Windows sessions easier. We tried to get used to Hebrew Win95 for two
-years now, and we haven't been successful yet."<P>
-
-Users of the Russian version seem to be attracted to our upcoming Clingon
-Win95, while some Chinese users prefer the Egyptian version, because the
-fonts there are much smaller in file size.<P>
-
-<LI><B>Suggested Improvements to the Documentation</B> - the WYSIWYT project was
-for a long time fascinated by Microsoft's tremendous desire to advance its
-Internet Explorer web-browser. We saw the fact that they switched the help 
-systems of the upcoming Windows 98, as well as Microsoft Visual C++ 5.0, to 
-HTML a major step in advancing our project. <P>
-
-As a complementary step, some of the chief heads of our project suggested
-that the Windows' manuals themselves, as well as all of Microsoft's ads,
-will be designed in HTML and printed after being rendered by IE4. While this
-project is in the preliminary and planning stages, we expect it to acquire a
-large momentum soon.<P>
-
-<LI><B>Accesibility Features</B> - it is one of our topmost goals to make
-MS-Windows 95 more accesible for people with various disabilities than it is
-today. At the moment, work is carried out on making Win95 usable by men and
-women of inadequate intelligence (I.Q. 250 and less) and by people who
-have an extremely low ammount of patience. Thus, people who wish to
-spend more time doing actual work than doing system maintainance, may
-eventually be able to use this OS. 
-
-</UL>
-
-<B>To be continued...</B>
-
-
-
-<BR><BR>
-<HR>
-Designed by Shlomi Fish, <A HREF="mailto:shlomif@iglu.org.il">shlomif@iglu.org.il</A><BR>
-<BR>
-<DIV ALIGN=RIGHT>
-<A HREF="./"><IMG SRC="images/bk2hp.gif" BORDER=0></A>
-</DIV>
-
-</BODY>

t2/wysiwyt.html.wml

+#include '../template.wml'
+
+<HTML>
+<TITLE>IRPWUG Announces Project WYSIWYT</TITLE>
+<BODY BGCOLOR="#FFFFFF">
+
+<H2>IRPWUG Announces Project "What you see is what you think"</H2>
+
+<B>IRPWUG</B>, short for "International Really Pissed-off Win95 Users' Group"
+is a non-profit organization which 90% of all worldwide users of MS-Windows 95
+are registered as its members. (Of the remaining users, 9% are
+registered in IPWUG. The other 1% could not register into either
+organization because they are hospitalized in psychiatric hospitals around
+the world. )<P>
+
+IRPWUG is proud to announce today the official opening of its latest
+project <B>What you see is what you think</B> or <B>WYSIWYT</B> for short. This 
+project, which is already in advanced development stages, aims at giving 
+Windows 95 a look and usability features that will better reflect the way its 
+users feel about it. As our project leader Evan "Wind" Oz commented: "Even the 
+Jewish religion bans men from wearing women clothes and the opposite. I don't 
+always follow this regulation, but even I don't dress like a woman during work 
+hours. We should expect an OS to behave the same and not to disguise as
+something eles."<P>
+
+Phil Waters, another distinguished and active member in IRPWUG also
+commented on the project: "Windows 95 users feel, on a day-to-day basis the
+urge to reach their hand into the computer and physically remove KRNL32.DLL
+from the hard-disk. This project will, hopefully, prevent a lot of that
+constant frustration." WYSIWYT will span a large number of sub-projects that will one-by-one
+advance its noble purpose. Here is a partial list of projects underway:<P>
+
+<UL>
+<LI><B>The New Desktop Order</B> - this project will hack the Win95 kernel so
+the operating system's windows will look more appropriate to their context.
+Their borders are planned to be visualized as if they were drawn by pencil
+while using a 4 cm long ruler. Like real-life windows, they will become
+dirty and broken as time goes by.<P>
+
+<LI><B>Improvement to Windows fonts</B> - a new font labeled "Times and again Roman"
+is now available for installation. This font looks much like "Times New
+Roman" except for some important alteration. Among other adjustments, the
+lowercase and capital 'O's were added a small beard and a hat, the lowercase
+l now resembles a Chinese letter, and the uppercase 'T' has a pole that is
+roughly one-quarter the length of its hat.<P>
+
+Other fonts planned are "Arielle", a font that doesn't have any serifs but
+doesn't have many main-letter marks either, and BillScript, a connected font
+based on the hand-writing of Bill Gates himself. Beta testers of the latter
+reported that is was more readable than the English hand-writing of both Yassir
+Arafaat and Refa'el Eitan.<P>
+
+<LI><B>A Suitable User Interface</B> - WYSIWYT plans a corresponding
+new user-interface to be available to Windows 95 users. In the new user
+interface, the programs' menus will be placed on the windows' bottom or
+right side (user-configurable) and will present the items in as many columns
+as possible. The system menu icon and "close", "minimize" and
+"maximize"/"restore" buttons will be available in the middle of the window,
+where we feel they will be much more accessible. The icons in the toolbars
+will keep switching places and even move to other toolbars. We will also
+provide the "Icon War-lock", a state of the art utility which will implement the latest
+breakthroughs in computerized sight and artificial intelligence, and will help the
+users figure out what the symbol on each one of the icons stands for. (that is, if
+it can decipher them itself)<P>
+
+<LI><B>Better Windows 95 Internationalization</B> - WYSIWYT is working on versions
+of Windows 95 for languages such as Ancient Egyptian, Babylonian and
+Clingon. Users of the Hebrew version of Win95, who beta-tested the
+Babylonian version reported that they found it much better, as far as the
+right-to-left handling was concerned. They expressed a wish to switch to the 
+Windows 95 with Babylonian support, once its stable version is released.<P>
+
+When one of them was asked whether it wouldn't be a bother for the other
+people who are working with him and don't know Babylonian, he answered:
+"I've talked to the guys in the office and they told me they are willing to
+take the one semester Babylonian course in the University if it would make
+their Windows sessions easier. We tried to get used to Hebrew Win95 for two
+years now, and we haven't been successful yet."<P>
+
+Users of the Russian version seem to be attracted to our upcoming Clingon
+Win95, while some Chinese users prefer the Egyptian version, because the
+fonts there are much smaller in file size.<P>
+
+<LI><B>Suggested Improvements to the Documentation</B> - the WYSIWYT project was
+for a long time fascinated by Microsoft's tremendous desire to advance its
+Internet Explorer web-browser. We saw the fact that they switched the help 
+systems of the upcoming Windows 98, as well as Microsoft Visual C++ 5.0, to 
+HTML a major step in advancing our project. <P>
+
+As a complementary step, some of the chief heads of our project suggested
+that the Windows' manuals themselves, as well as all of Microsoft's ads,
+will be designed in HTML and printed after being rendered by IE4. While this
+project is in the preliminary and planning stages, we expect it to acquire a
+large momentum soon.<P>
+
+<LI><B>Accesibility Features</B> - it is one of our topmost goals to make
+MS-Windows 95 more accesible for people with various disabilities than it is
+today. At the moment, work is carried out on making Win95 usable by men and
+women of inadequate intelligence (I.Q. 250 and less) and by people who
+have an extremely low ammount of patience. Thus, people who wish to
+spend more time doing actual work than doing system maintainance, may
+eventually be able to use this OS. 
+
+</UL>
+
+<B>To be continued...</B>
+
+
+
+<BR><BR>
+<HR>
+Designed by Shlomi Fish, <A HREF="mailto:shlomif@iglu.org.il">shlomif@iglu.org.il</A><BR>
+<BR>
+<DIV ALIGN=RIGHT>
+<A HREF="./"><IMG SRC="images/bk2hp.gif" BORDER=0></A>
+</DIV>
+
+</BODY>