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shl...@iglu.org.il@cec68495-dca5-4e2b-845c-11fdaaa4f967  committed 6213d19

Add the new Chuck Norris fact to the fortunes.

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File t2/humour/fortunes/fortunes-shlomif-ids-data.yaml

       date: 2011-04-03T12:04:31Z
     shlomif-fact-chuck-23: 
       date: 2011-04-03T12:04:31Z
+    shlomif-fact-chuck-24: 
+      date: 2012-03-23T16:48:02Z
     shlomif-fact-chuck-3: 
       date: 2010-01-28T12:35:14Z
     shlomif-fact-chuck-4: 

File t2/humour/fortunes/shlomif-factoids.xml

               </info>
           </quote>
       </fortune>
+      <fortune id="shlomif-fact-chuck-24">
+          <meta>
+              <title>Shlomif Fish’s Chuck Norris Fact #24</title>
+          </meta>
+          <quote>
+              <body>
+                  <p>
+                      If the mountain will not come to Muhammad, then Muhammad
+                      will go to the mountain. If the mountain will not come to
+                      Chuck Norris, then the mountain will suffer Norris’s
+                      wrath for not complying with his whims.
+                  </p>
+              </body>
+              <info>
+                  <author>Shlomi Fish</author>
+                  <work href="http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/bits/facts/Chuck-Norris/">Chuck 
+                      Norris Facts by Shlomi Fish and Friends</work>
+              </info>
+          </quote>
+      </fortune>
       <fortune id="shlomif-fact-xslt-1">
           <meta>
               <title>Shlomif Fish’s "How XSLT is Evil" Facts #1</title>