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Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose this compromise: You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object. Is it the food or your big, burly lover that you miss most. Hockey games are okay. When my Agent Orange starts acting up, the voices in my head frequently tell me to clean the guns as I wait for you to bring my daughter home. Places where the ambient temperature is warm enough to induce my daughter to wear shorts, tank tops, midriff T-shirts, or anything other than overalls, a sweater, and a goose down parka — zipped up to her throat. Rule Two: You do not touch my daughter in rules for dating my daughter jokes of me. She is my princess, not your conquest. Places where there is dancing, holding hands, or happiness. Do not trifle with me. Rules for Dating my Daughter Write Rules for Dating my Daughter Rule One: If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up. Rule Five: In order for us to get to know each other, we should talk about sports, politics, and other issues of the day. Are you counting on my son to pay your bills while you sit around, pull the bedbugs out of your navel, and write stupid ass rules for dating your daughter. Places where there are no parents, policemen, or nuns within eyesight. I have a shotgun, a shovel, and five acres behind the house. You hurt her, I hurt you. Let me elaborate, when it comes to sex, I am the barrier, and I will kill you. Rule Nine: Do not lie to me. I will fly at you with some Lifetime movie level shenanigans like the Joeks Witch of the West on meth riding a Dyson. However, In order to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact, come off during the course of your date with my daughter, I will take my electric nail gun and fasten your trousers securely in place to your waist. Rule 2: You do not touch my daughter in front of me. She is my princess, not your conquest. Every so often, I see a popular meme that irritates me so much that it jars me from my semi-conscious social media induced zombie state. Is it the food or your big, burly lover that you miss most? Places where there is dancing, holding hands, or happiness.