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 == Welcome ==
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 While pmxbot's feature set is always growing and changing, here's a list of the current features included as part of version 1105.5b1.
 
 |= Command |= Aliases |= Description |
-| 8ball | Ask the magic 8ball a question | [<pmxbot.core.AliasHandler object at 0x0000000003A88FD0>] |
-| acronym | Look up an acronym | [<pmxbot.core.AliasHandler object at 0x0000000003B21D68>] |
-| anchorman | Quote Anchorman. | [] |
-| annoy | Annoy everyone with meaningless banter | [<pmxbot.core.AliasHandler object at 0x0000000003A88780>, <pmxbot.core.AliasHandler object at 0x0000000003A887B8>] |
-| bender | Quote Bender, a la http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Futurama | [<pmxbot.core.AliasHandler object at 0x0000000003BF6828>] |
-| bitchingisuseless | It really is, ya know... | [<pmxbot.core.AliasHandler object at 0x0000000003B21668>] |
-| blame | Pass the buck! | [] |
-| bless | Bless the day! | [] |
-| boo | Boo someone | [] |
-| bottom10 | Return the bottom n (default 10) lowest entities by Karmic value. Use negative numbers for the bottom N. | [<pmxbot.core.AliasHandler object at 0x000000000393AF98>] |
-| calc | Perform a basic calculation | [] |
-| chain | Chain some(one|thing)down. | [] |
-| cheer | Cheer for something | [<pmxbot.core.AliasHandler object at 0x0000000003A889E8>] |
-| compliment | Generate a random compliment from http://www.madsci.org/cgi-bin/cgiwrap/~lynn/jardin/SCG | [<pmxbot.core.AliasHandler object at 0x0000000003B21470>] |
-| config | Change the running config, something like a=b or a+=b or a-=b | [] |
-| ctlaltdel | Quits pmxbot. A supervisor should automatically restart it. | [<pmxbot.core.AliasHandler object at 0x0000000003940400>, <pmxbot.core.AliasHandler object at 0x0000000003940438>, <pmxbot.core.AliasHandler object at 0x0000000003940470>, <pmxbot.core.AliasHandler object at 0x00000000039404A8>, <pmxbot.core.AliasHandler object at 0x00000000039404E0>] |
-| curse | Curse the day! | [] |
-| dance | Do a little dance | [<pmxbot.core.AliasHandler object at 0x0000000003A88828>] |
-| deal | Deal or No Deal? | [] |
-| define | Define a word | [<pmxbot.core.AliasHandler object at 0x0000000003B21B70>] |
-| demotivate | Demotivate someone | [<pmxbot.core.AliasHandler object at 0x0000000003A88F60>] |
-| disembowel | Disembowel some(one|thing)! | [<pmxbot.core.AliasHandler object at 0x0000000003B21898>, <pmxbot.core.AliasHandler object at 0x0000000003B218D0>] |
-| duck | Display a helpful duck | [<pmxbot.core.AliasHandler object at 0x0000000003A88908>] |
-| embowel | Embowel some(one|thing)! | [<pmxbot.core.AliasHandler object at 0x0000000003B21940>] |
-| emergencycompliment | Return a random compliment from http://emergencycompliment.com/ | [<pmxbot.core.AliasHandler object at 0x0000000003B21518>, <pmxbot.core.AliasHandler object at 0x0000000003B21550>] |
-| excuse | Provide a convenient excuse | [<pmxbot.core.AliasHandler object at 0x0000000003BF65F8>] |
-| featurecreep | Generate feature creep (P+C http://www.dack.com/web/bullshit.html) | [<pmxbot.core.AliasHandler object at 0x0000000003A88AC8>] |
-| fight | Pit two sworn enemies against each other (separate with 'vs.') | [] |
-| flip | Flip a coin | [] |
-| fml | A SFW version of fml. | [] |
-| gettowork | You really ought to, ya know... | [<pmxbot.core.AliasHandler object at 0x0000000003B215C0>] |
-| golfclap | Clap for something | [<pmxbot.core.AliasHandler object at 0x0000000003A88A58>] |
-| google | Look a phrase up on google | [<pmxbot.core.AliasHandler object at 0x0000000003A2AE48>] |
-| googlecalc | Calculate something using google | [<pmxbot.core.AliasHandler object at 0x0000000003A36550>] |
-| grail | I questing baby | [] |
-| hal | HAL 9000 | [<pmxbot.core.AliasHandler object at 0x0000000003BF69E8>] |
-| hangover | Quote hangover. | [] |
-| help | Help (this command) | [<pmxbot.core.AliasHandler object at 0x0000000003940358>] |
-| hire | When all else fails, pmxbot delivers the perfect employee. | [] |
-| imotivate | Ironically "Motivate" someone | [<pmxbot.core.AliasHandler object at 0x0000000003A88E10>, <pmxbot.core.AliasHandler object at 0x0000000003A88E48>] |
-| insult | Generate a random insult from http://autoinsult.com/ | [] |
-| job | Generate a job title, http://www.cubefigures.com/job.html | [<pmxbot.core.AliasHandler object at 0x0000000003A88B38>] |
-| karma | Return or change the karma value for some(one|thing) | [<pmxbot.core.AliasHandler object at 0x000000000393AE48>] |
-| keelhaul | Inflict great pain and embarassment on some(one|thing) | [<pmxbot.core.AliasHandler object at 0x0000000003A88710>] |
-| klingon | Ask the magic klingon a question | [<pmxbot.core.AliasHandler object at 0x0000000003B21080>] |
-| log | Enable or disable logging for a channel; use 'please' to start logging and 'stop please' to stop. | [] |
-| logo | The pmxbot logo in ascii art.  Fixed-width font recommended! | [] |
-| logs | Where can one find the logs? | [] |
-| lunch | Pick where to go to lunch | [<pmxbot.core.AliasHandler object at 0x0000000003B212E8>, <pmxbot.core.AliasHandler object at 0x0000000003B21320>] |
-| meaculpa | Sincerely apologize | [<pmxbot.core.AliasHandler object at 0x0000000003B24198>, <pmxbot.core.AliasHandler object at 0x0000000003B241D0>] |
-| motivate | Motivate someone | [<pmxbot.core.AliasHandler object at 0x0000000003A88CF8>, <pmxbot.core.AliasHandler object at 0x0000000003A88D30>, <pmxbot.core.AliasHandler object at 0x0000000003A88D68>, <pmxbot.core.AliasHandler object at 0x0000000003A88DA0>] |
-| murphy | Look up one of Murphy's laws | [<pmxbot.core.AliasHandler object at 0x0000000003B24128>] |
-| nailedit | Nail that interview | [<pmxbot.core.AliasHandler object at 0x0000000003A88EB8>, <pmxbot.core.AliasHandler object at 0x0000000003A88EF0>] |
-| nastygram | A random passive-agressive comment, optionally directed toward some(one|thing). | [<pmxbot.core.AliasHandler object at 0x0000000003B21E48>, <pmxbot.core.AliasHandler object at 0x0000000003B21E80>, <pmxbot.core.AliasHandler object at 0x0000000003B21EB8>] |
-| notify | notify <nick> <message> | [] |
-| oregontrail | It's edutainment! | [<pmxbot.core.AliasHandler object at 0x0000000003A88C18>] |
-| panic | Panic! | [<pmxbot.core.AliasHandler object at 0x0000000003A88898>] |
-| password | Generate a random password, similar to http://www.pctools.com/guides/password | [<pmxbot.core.AliasHandler object at 0x0000000003B21390>, <pmxbot.core.AliasHandler object at 0x0000000003B213C8>] |
-| paste | Drop a link to your latest paste | [] |
-| pick | Pick between a few options | [<pmxbot.core.AliasHandler object at 0x0000000003B21208>, <pmxbot.core.AliasHandler object at 0x0000000003B21240>, <pmxbot.core.AliasHandler object at 0x0000000003B21278>] |
-| progress | Display the progress of something: start|end|percent | [] |
-| quote | If passed with nothing then get a random quote. If passed with some string then search for that. If prepended with "add:" then add it to the db, eg "!quote add: drivers: I only work here because of pmxbot!" | [<pmxbot.core.AliasHandler object at 0x0000000003940CC0>] |
-| r | Quote the R mailing list | [<pmxbot.core.AliasHandler object at 0x0000000003BF6BE0>] |
-| roll | Roll a die, default = 100. | [] |
-| rubberstamp | Approve something | [<pmxbot.core.AliasHandler object at 0x0000000003A88978>] |
-| saysomething | Generate a Markov Chain response based on past logs. Seed it with a starting word by adding that to the end, eg '!saysomething dowski:' | [] |
-| simpsons | Quote the Simpsons, a la http://snpp.com/ | [<pmxbot.core.AliasHandler object at 0x0000000003BF6940>] |
-| stab | Stab, shank or shiv some(one|thing)! | [<pmxbot.core.AliasHandler object at 0x0000000003B217F0>, <pmxbot.core.AliasHandler object at 0x0000000003B21828>] |
-| storytime | A story is about to be told. | [<pmxbot.core.AliasHandler object at 0x0000000003B240B8>] |
-| strategy | Social Media Strategy, courtsey of http://whatthefuckismysocialmediastrategy.com/ | [] |
-| strike | Strike last <n> statements from the record | [] |
-| tgif | Thanks for the words of wisdow, Mike. | [] |
-| therethere | Sympathy for you. | [<pmxbot.core.AliasHandler object at 0x0000000003B21F28>, <pmxbot.core.AliasHandler object at 0x0000000003B21F60>] |
-| ticker | Look up a ticker symbol's current trading value | [<pmxbot.core.AliasHandler object at 0x0000000003B21198>] |
-| time | What time is it in.... Similar to !weather | [] |
-| tinytear | I cry a tiny tear for you. | [<pmxbot.core.AliasHandler object at 0x0000000003B21710>, <pmxbot.core.AliasHandler object at 0x0000000003B21748>, <pmxbot.core.AliasHandler object at 0x0000000003B21780>] |
-| top10 | Return the top n (default 10) highest entities by Karmic value. Use negative numbers for the bottom N. | [<pmxbot.core.AliasHandler object at 0x000000000393AF28>] |
-| troutslap | Slap some(one|thing) with a fish | [<pmxbot.core.AliasHandler object at 0x0000000003A36278>, <pmxbot.core.AliasHandler object at 0x0000000003A36320>] |
-| urbandict | Define a word with Urban Dictionary | [<pmxbot.core.AliasHandler object at 0x0000000003B21BE0>, <pmxbot.core.AliasHandler object at 0x0000000003B21C18>, <pmxbot.core.AliasHandler object at 0x0000000003B21C50>, <pmxbot.core.AliasHandler object at 0x0000000003B21C88>, <pmxbot.core.AliasHandler object at 0x0000000003B21CC0>, <pmxbot.core.AliasHandler object at 0x0000000003B21CF8>] |
-| weather | Get weather for a place. All offices with "all", or a list of places separated by pipes. | [<pmxbot.core.AliasHandler object at 0x0000000003A362E8>] |
-| where | When did pmxbot last see <nick> speak? | [<pmxbot.core.AliasHandler object at 0x00000000038DE630>, <pmxbot.core.AliasHandler object at 0x00000000038DEB70>, <pmxbot.core.AliasHandler object at 0x00000000038DEBA8>] |
-| zinger | ZING! | [<pmxbot.core.AliasHandler object at 0x0000000003A88C88>] |
-| zoidberg | Quote Zoidberg, a la http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Futurama | [<pmxbot.core.AliasHandler object at 0x0000000003BF6898>] |
+| 8ball | '8' | Ask the magic 8ball a question |
+| acronym | 'ac' | Look up an acronym |
+| anchorman |  | Quote Anchorman. |
+| annoy | 'a', 'bother' | Annoy everyone with meaningless banter |
+| bender | 'bend' | Quote Bender, a la http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Futurama |
+| bitchingisuseless | 'qbiu' | It really is, ya know... |
+| blame |  | Pass the buck! |
+| bless |  | Bless the day! |
+| boo |  | Boo someone |
+| bottom10 | 'bottom' | Return the bottom n (default 10) lowest entities by Karmic value. Use negative numbers for the bottom N. |
+| calc |  | Perform a basic calculation |
+| chain |  | Chain some(one|thing)down. |
+| cheer | 'c' | Cheer for something |
+| compliment | 'surreal' | Generate a random compliment from http://www.madsci.org/cgi-bin/cgiwrap/~lynn/jardin/SCG |
+| config |  | Change the running config, something like a=b or a+=b or a-=b |
+| ctlaltdel | 'controlaltdelete', 'controlaltdelete', 'cad', 'restart', 'quit' | Quits pmxbot. A supervisor should automatically restart it. |
+| curse |  | Curse the day! |
+| dance | 'd' | Do a little dance |
+| deal |  | Deal or No Deal? |
+| define | 'def' | Define a word |
+| demotivate | 'dm' | Demotivate someone |
+| disembowel | 'dis', 'eviscerate' | Disembowel some(one|thing)! |
+| duck | 'ducky' | Display a helpful duck |
+| embowel | 'reembowel' | Embowel some(one|thing)! |
+| emergencycompliment | 'ec', 'emercomp' | Return a random compliment from http://emergencycompliment.com/ |
+| excuse | 'e' | Provide a convenient excuse |
+| featurecreep | 'fc' | Generate feature creep (P+C http://www.dack.com/web/bullshit.html) |
+| fight |  | Pit two sworn enemies against each other (separate with 'vs.') |
+| flip |  | Flip a coin |
+| fml |  | A SFW version of fml. |
+| gettowork | 'gtw' | You really ought to, ya know... |
+| golfclap | 'clap' | Clap for something |
+| google | 'g' | Look a phrase up on google |
+| googlecalc | 'gc' | Calculate something using google |
+| grail |  | I questing baby |
+| hal | '2001' | HAL 9000 |
+| hangover |  | Quote hangover. |
+| help | 'h' | Help (this command) |
+| hire |  | When all else fails, pmxbot delivers the perfect employee. |
+| imotivate | 'im', 'ironicmotivate' | Ironically "Motivate" someone |
+| insult |  | Generate a random insult from http://autoinsult.com/ |
+| job | 'card' | Generate a job title, http://www.cubefigures.com/job.html |
+| karma | 'k' | Return or change the karma value for some(one|thing) |
+| keelhaul | 'kh' | Inflict great pain and embarassment on some(one|thing) |
+| klingon | 'klingonism' | Ask the magic klingon a question |
+| log |  | Enable or disable logging for a channel; use 'please' to start logging and 'stop please' to stop. |
+| logo |  | The pmxbot logo in ascii art.  Fixed-width font recommended! |
+| logs |  | Where can one find the logs? |
+| lunch | 'lunchpick', 'lunchpicker' | Pick where to go to lunch |
+| meaculpa | 'apology', 'apologize' | Sincerely apologize |
+| motivate | 'm', 'appreciate', 'thanks', 'thank' | Motivate someone |
+| murphy | 'law' | Look up one of Murphy's laws |
+| nailedit | 'nail', 'n' | Nail that interview |
+| nastygram | 'nerf', 'passive', 'bcc' | A random passive-agressive comment, optionally directed toward some(one|thing). |
+| notify |  | notify <nick> <message> |
+| oregontrail | 'otrail' | It's edutainment! |
+| panic | 'pc' | Panic! |
+| password | 'pw', 'passwd' | Generate a random password, similar to http://www.pctools.com/guides/password |
+| paste |  | Drop a link to your latest paste |
+| pick | 'p', 'p:', 'pick:' | Pick between a few options |
+| progress |  | Display the progress of something: start|end|percent |
+| quote | 'q' | If passed with nothing then get a random quote. If passed with some string then search for that. If prepended with "add:" then add it to the db, eg "!quote add: drivers: I only work here because of pmxbot!" |
+| r | 'r' | Quote the R mailing list |
+| roll |  | Roll a die, default = 100. |
+| rubberstamp | 'approve' | Approve something |
+| saysomething |  | Generate a Markov Chain response based on past logs. Seed it with a starting word by adding that to the end, eg '!saysomething dowski:' |
+| simpsons | 'simp' | Quote the Simpsons, a la http://snpp.com/ |
+| stab | 'shank', 'shiv' | Stab, shank or shiv some(one|thing)! |
+| storytime | 'story' | A story is about to be told. |
+| strategy |  | Social Media Strategy, courtsey of http://whatthefuckismysocialmediastrategy.com/ |
+| strike |  | Strike last <n> statements from the record |
+| tgif |  | Thanks for the words of wisdow, Mike. |
+| therethere | 'poor', 'comfort' | Sympathy for you. |
+| ticker | 't' | Look up a ticker symbol's current trading value |
+| time |  | What time is it in.... Similar to !weather |
+| tinytear | 'tt', 'tear', 'cry' | I cry a tiny tear for you. |
+| top10 | 'top' | Return the top n (default 10) highest entities by Karmic value. Use negative numbers for the bottom N. |
+| troutslap | 'slap', 'ts' | Slap some(one|thing) with a fish |
+| urbandict | 'urb', 'ud', 'urbandictionary', 'urbandefine', 'urbandef', 'urbdef' | Define a word with Urban Dictionary |
+| weather | 'w' | Get weather for a place. All offices with "all", or a list of places separated by pipes. |
+| where | 'last', 'seen', 'lastseen' | When did pmxbot last see <nick> speak? |
+| zinger | 'zing' | ZING! |
+| zoidberg | 'zoid' | Quote Zoidberg, a la http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Futurama |
 
 == Example Session ==
 It's sometimes hard to get a sense of what pmxbot is like if you've never used it, so here's an example IRC discussion where we heavily use pmxbot.